The totaly pointless ramblings of a Jeep owner.

Saturday, December 13, 2003

Just a little google bomb 

Michael "Miserable Failure" Moore

Just something I got over at Bigstick.us

Winter Storm advisery 

Big deal, the weather service is forcasting a Severe Winter Storm for Sunday. With a predicted snowfall of 2-4 inches. Big whoop. In this area that much snow doesn't even slow down the old people driving. The plows probably won't even start until all of the snow is done. (In a real storm, the plows have to run all night just to keep ahead of the snowfall.) It does look like the rest of the state will probably get hit pretty hard. See, Buffalo isn't the snow capital of the world.

Friday, December 12, 2003

Wooo Hooo 100 hits. 

Of course, half of those are probably me checking the site. But sill an important milestone for me. Now if I could just get a few comments...

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Ouch, that's gotta hurt. 

Yesterday, Mika Noronen cut himself on Chris Drury's skate. Brings back horrifying memories of Malarchuk.

From Citizen Smash 

If one state had to leave the Union, which one would you miss the least?

My reply:
How about New York City? Or barring removal from the country, just make it it's own state. The rest of us wouldn't mind loosing the population or the House Reps. Or Hillary. It's not like we get any representation in Congress or even our State Senate.

They're having a party, and no one is invited 

I guess that London isn't for party people anymore. Unless you want the media to think your cool. I mean, why have any fireworks at all? You can just show tapes of last years display if that's all you want. Unless they are going to fire off a full half hours worth of fireworks in only two minutes. That'd be worth watching.

Monday, December 08, 2003

We have a Santa down... 

This would never happen if those people lived in an area that actually got all four seasons. Like Buffalo. Sometimes we get all four in one week. But our Santa costumes never cause heat stroke.


What did the banjo player get on his IQ test?

What is the definition of perfect pitch?
Throwing a banjo into a toilet without hitting the seat.

What do you call a good musician at a banjo concert?
A visitor.

You're lost in the desert and you see Bugs Bunny, a cactus, and a good banjo player. Who do you ask for directions?
You might as well try the cactus, the other two are figments of your imagination.

Sunday, December 07, 2003

The Bills won!! 

It was cold. My butt froze. My finger's were numb. But the Bills won. Final score: 17-6.

They're not out of the playoffs yet!
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