The totaly pointless ramblings of a Jeep owner.

Saturday, February 14, 2004

He shoots. He scores! 

How about that? Even the sabre's goalie is getting some goals. Mika Noronen was the last one to touch the puck when the Toronto player accidentally passed the puck all of the way down the ice into his own net. This was the frosting on a 6-3 comeback victory against the Toronto Mapleleafs.

I guess the Sabres aren't playing to bad lately. This is the second comeback in two nights. Plus they've scored 14 goals over the same games. Now, they just have to show up for the first half of the games and they will be real contenders.

I've always rooted for them, but I guess I might even start believing in them again.

Penguins Revenge. 

Everyone has played the penguin batting game by now, right?

This is what happens if the penguin gets fed up.

Friday, February 13, 2004

Wow, what a finish! 

The Sabres suddenly know how to score goals. First they go down 3 to 1 againts the Kings. Then they score 7 unanswered goals. Wow.

Too bad they don't start scoring untill they are all but out of the playoff race.

And the winner is... 

Or more correctly the only visitor was...


I was the 200th visitor. Nuts.

Oh well, I guess that I have to go to the top of the Blogroll for now.

Can anyone give me a good reason for getting their link on top?

Thursday, February 12, 2004

Precision Guided Roundup 

The results are in for the Al Qaeda recruitment ads.

Most everyone else seemed to have put in a little bit more effort than I did. Oh well, I'm not an Alliance member, so they can't do anything to me. Right?

Getting close... 

Whoever happens to be my 200th hit, please leave a comment. The counter is way down at the bottom, and last I checked, stood at 193.

There may be a prize involved for the winner.

(Yes I know that Frank J. just hit one million, but I have my own milestones too.)

Addendum:Whoever hits the lucky number 200 (and be honest please) gets top billing in my blogroll.

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

The streak is alive 

The Sabres have extended their home winning streak against the Sharks to 11 games. The Sharks have never gotten a single point here in Buffalo. Ha! Plus the Sabres have swept San Hose in the season series. (OK, they only played one game against each other, but the Sabres did win.) A tip of the hat to the Sharks goaltender, (whos name I can't remember, pronounce or even spell) he made some inhuman saves to keep his team in the game.

Unfortunately, this still means that the Sabres only have a slim, outside chance of getting into the playoffs.

To paraphrase an old Sabres fight song:
Ooh, Ahh.
Sabres on the golf course.
(origionally, "warpath")

Al-Qaeda Recruitment Ad 

Here's another little tidbit for the fine folkes over at the Blogger Alliance.

New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Al Qaeda Recruitment Ad

Come join Al-Qaeda.
Visit strange places.
Meet new, exiting people.

And then blow yourself up.

Sabres vs. Sharks 

Looks like San Hose is coming into town tonight to face the Sabres. I just heard that the Sharks have never won here in Buffalo. Too bad Ted. Looks like an easy win for the Sabres. (Yes, I know that I probably just jinxed them. It doesn't take much.)

Interestingly though, the broadcast is radio only. I guess there is not much of a draw for Western teams here in the Northeast. It doesn't bother me too much, I have to work and we don't have cable here anyway.

Go Sabres! (Ya bums.)

New Link 

Check out 241 Computer Services for any real hosting needs. I'll stick to Blogger for now though.

Sunday, February 08, 2004

Alliance of Free Bloggers Assignment 

While I am not a member of the Alliance, I do appreciate what they are trying to do. Namely, spreading around a little of the blog-wealth. To aid in this endevor, I am tossing in my two cents on the latest Filthy Lie Assignment.

The filthy lie assignment: Give the title and a description of the movie classic(s) that Evil Glenn will be re-making.

So, here are some of Evil Glenn's remakes:

Snow White and the Seven Hobo-whackers A beautifull princess in hiding lives with seven height challenged miners who spend all day singing and whacking hobos with their mining tools. When she finaly succumbs to the allure of a puppy shake, she falls into a deep trance that only Glenn Reynolds is able to revive her from. Much hilarity ensues.

Gone with the Winos A touching saga of a family of southern hobos who are driven from their ancestral home by an army of puppy blending northerners. Due to an improperly notarized deal with Satan, the hobo's home and city are burnt to the ground in a massive slow-motion scene. Much hilarity ensues. Clones of Glenn Reynolds are used to cast the entire northern army.

The Hobo Brothers A remake of the comedy classic The Blues Brothers. When Jake and Elwood Hobo try to raise money to save an orphanage, they are stopped just short of paying off the back taxes by a hammer wielding Glenn Reynolds. The now homeless orphans are then hunted down and killed in the sequel Hobo Brothers: 2000. Much hilarity and puppy blending ensues.

I also believe that he is starting the project of remaking all of the Three Stooges movies. With the only changes being the hobo-like stooges are constantly whacking each other to death instead of the usually more-or-less painless whacking. Much hilarity will ensue.

Mama said motorcycles are dangerous! 

This is one of the funniest stories I have read in a long time. If not actually true, it is then worthy to be compared to some of the finest short stories ever written.

Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a t-shirt, and leather gloves puttering maybe 25mph down a quiet residential street.and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing.

That's just a taste. For the whole thing go over to Rocket Jones. Warning: Drink alert in effect! Cover your keyboards.
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