The totaly pointless ramblings of a Jeep owner.

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

Precision Guided Humor: Alternative Uses For Terrorists 

Top 10 Alternative Careers for Terrorists

10. Live culture vaccine tester (Although it will be hard to extrapolate the results to humans)
9. Fugu chef school test subject. (This one tastes a little… thud.)
8. Minesweeper (They’d still get to achieve their dream of blowing themselves up.)
7. Three Stooges live action figure (Poke. Nyuk nyuk. Slap)
6. Javelin catcher (I got it, I got it. Thunk.)
5. Practice dummy for blind acupuncture students (Also known as pin the tail on Ahmed.)
4. Pig farmer (No so mean in our eyes, but pure evil to them.)
3. Thermometer (If Abdul’s teeth are chattering, it’s 40°F out. When his nose turns blue, it’s 30°F. When it breaks off...)
2. Live ordinance tester (Like that Bugs Bunny cartoon where he is hitting the shells with a hammer at the end of the episode.)
1. Fertilizer (Note that this occupation can be the end result of any of the above.)

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Evil Glenn Sighting 

It looks like Evil Glenn has abused penguins so much that they are getting a little touchy.
(Thanks to blogless-brother Nick for the heads up.)

Monday, February 23, 2004

It may not be too late to vote 

Here are the entries in the Super Lucky Happy Fun Permalink Contest Number One II - Win Frank J.'s Funny

Vote before the polls close.

Wow that was fast 

It seems like it was just yesterday (OK, last week) that I was nearing 200 hits. Now I've gotten over 300. Not bad. I hope that everyone has enjoyed everything so far. Hopefully there will be lots more funny for everyone.

By the way, I'm sorry if my humor was a little bit too derivative. I've gone back and tried to link as many of the references as I could. Hopefully for the un-initiated, that should make it a little more funny. Also, don't forget to go to the Alliance Homepage. Most of that stuff is explained there.

Sunday, February 22, 2004

Evil Glenn Sighting 

I think that this is conclusive proof that Evil Glenn is at large in Germany. I'm just glad there was no picture. I'd have to scrub my eyeballs with steel wool... again.
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